Are you a cat person, will you give up everything for a pile of kittens? If yes, then you will enjoy the list of cat puns and jokes below.
If you are a cat owner, chances are you love your cat more than anything else in the world. And why wouldn’t you? Cats are silly, cute, warm, adorable. Cat fur is soft and silky. The end of its paws is soft.
These are the good things about cats. We love our cats because they look after us.
Did you know, according to an estimate, there are 3 times as many cats as there are dogs. Similarly, there are tons of hilarious cat puns out there.
This article lists down the best cat puns, or should I say the purrfect cat pun.
Funny cat puns
Have you ever wondered why your cat is so silly? If you have had a cat for some time now, you might have seen your cat do things that quite don’t add up, or make any sense like playing with a bottle of vinegar.
For instance, a cat can start nudging against your legs. They do it quite often. But what does it mean?
Well, the next time your cat does this, do not lift him in your arms, instead let him continue doing what he is doing. When a cat humps against your leg, he is most likely marking you with his scent glands.
This is true for all kinds of cats, both, male cats, and a nice girl cat.
Here are some fun cat puns for you:
- This is a total cat-astrophe
2. Do you believe in furry tails?
3. Open the cat box doors, HATL!
4. He’ll go down in hiss-tory.
5.My cat is my best fur-end
6. My cat is totally litter-ate.
7. I’m feline really silly today
8. Love long and paws-prer crazy cat lady
9. I love your purr-se.
10. Purr-haps we can cuddle later.
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11. I’m feline sad.
12. This place seems so fur-miliar
13. How do cats make peace after a fight? They hiss and makeup.
14. I’ve got my thinking cat on.
15. Santa Paws can’t fit down the chimney this year
16. What was the cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
Cat puns jokes
Have you ever noticed your cat trying to chatter like a bird? If yes, chances are he is trying to mimic the birds. How cute is that?
Many people think that the cats start chattering when they see a bird because they can’t get near them. They try to fool the birds by chattering so that they will come near.
Below are some funny cat jokes :
17. What does the cat say after making a joke? “Just kitten!”
18. Why did the cats ask for a drum set? They wanted to make some mewsic!
19. What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies.
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20. What do cats look for in a significant other? A great purrsonality.
21. How did the Mom Cat know she was pregnant? Her test was pawsitive.
22. What do you call it when a cat is super-stylish? “Haute-cat-ture.”
23. Why are kittens, excellent bosses? They have a great littership.
Cold cat puns
Do you think cats do not have emotions? Does cat feel? They might not have human-like feelings, but they do have feelings. Cats usually have complex emotions that play a vital role in determining their behavior.
Let’s look at some cold cat puns.
24. Stay PAWsitive!
25. You’ve got to be kitten me.
26. I need to take a paws.
27. I’ve got such cattitude.
28. And the verdict goes against the plaintiff, end of a claws.
29. Cat Police Officers– your fur-midable opponent
30. Never, efur do that again.
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31. Wait for a meow-ment.
32. “Go refill the food bowl – right meow!”
33. I love your purr-se.
34. Purr-haps we can cuddle later.
Police cat puns
Cats are one of the best animals out there in the whole animal kingdom. Here are some clever cat puns for claw enforcement.
35. Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family? “Let us prey.”
36.How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and makeup!
37. How is cat food sold? Usually, purr the can!
38. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone!
39. What do baby cats always wear? Diapurrs!
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40. What sports do cats play? Hairball!
41. “Meowy Christmas and Happy Howlidays!”
42. Where do cats always fly out of when they travel? Kitty Hawk!
43. Did you know cats are downright mean eaters? You now know what to get for your cat’s birthday.
Also, cats love to play hide and seek. So, you can go ahead and name your cat the Invisible Cat.
Below are some funny cat jokes:
44. Why did the teenage cat call her parents when she found an apartment she liked? She needed them to (cali)co-sign her lease.
45. Where do cats enjoy spending a family day? The mew-seum.
46. What did the sick cat say? “I feel clawful!”
47. There were four cats on a windowsill and one jumped into the yard. How many were left? None, they were all a bunch of copycats!
48. Why do cats make horrible DJs? They always paws the tunes.
49. Why was the animal lover so untrustworthy? She kept letting the cat out of the bag!
50. What type of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid cat!
51. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? A cat-has-trophy!
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52. What’s a kitten’s favorite way to shop? By cat-alogue.
53. Why do cats so picturesque? Because they love self paw-traits.
54. Who doesn’t love Santa claws?
55. Where do cats always fly out of when they travel? Kitty Hawk!
56. Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!
57. What do you call a cat wearing shoes? A puss in boots!
58. What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A Furrari!
59. What do you need for good mousekeeping?
60. Why do cats always win video games? Because they have nine lives!
61. What do baby cats always wear? Diapurrs!
62. What state has a lot of cats and dogs? Petsylvania!
63. The least or smallest amount or quantity of cat food possible, attainable, or required.
64. What is the best movie ever? Great Catsby.
Here is a short yet purr-fect list of cat vocabulary:
66. Claw-Full = Awful, Very bad, or unpleasant; especially when pertaining to litter boxesFur-tunate=Fortunate, Favored by or involving good luck or fortune for cats.
67 Meow=Now, at present or moment; made popular by the 2001 cult-film classic, Super Troopers.
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So, there you go with the list of cat puns, and funny one-liners.
This article listed down some funny cat jokes, and good cat puns for cat lovers. Cat is undoubtedly man’s best furry friend.
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